Triumph the Insult Comic Dog roasts Beto O'Rourke, Ted Cruz

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Just in time for Election Day, a moment of equal-opportunity, bipartisan hilarity, courtesy of "The Late Show With Stephen Colbert".

First, Triumph talked to early-voting Beto fans, a "terrifying swarm of degenerate leftists with one thing in common: they all share the same Netflix account". Triumph asks Beto O'Rourke before adding, "besides the ability to regenerate your tail?" But the battle with O'Rourke proved that many Texas conservatives remained angry after Cruz clashed bitterly with Trump in 2016 and refused to endorse him during the Republican National Convention.

"Does it concern you that half your base thinks they can vote for you through Instagram?" he asked.

"I'm not saying Ted Cruz supports racist policies, but he was just given the 9 AM hour of Today show", Triumph snarked.

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Cruz went head-to-head with O'Rourke's unconventional campaigning efforts, which included visiting every county in Texas and refusing campaign donations from political action committees. "Donald Trump for insulting his wife or that mongoose for eating his offspring".

After interviewing the candidates, Triumph joined in with Cruz supporters to chant that he is a "lion of the Senate". "Is that in the GOP health-care plan?"

But Triumph later turned it into a chant of "Lyin" Ted'. I'm not overwhelming scientific evidence of global warming!" and "Ted, quick question!

"Ted, is it true you will defend the constitution at all costs?"

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Moving over to Cruz voters, Triumph noted the senator famously called Trump "amoral", "philanderer", and "buffoon".

Cruz said, "Just remember: It wasn't the Republicans, it was the Democrats that took you into the vet to get fixed and there is freedom on the other side". Triumph jokingly suggests that voters of color should "act more white" by dropping The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel into conversation, and mentioning Ed Sheeran as much as possible.

Oof! There is no recovering from a burn like that.

Watch the full video above.

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